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THE WORST WAYS TO DIE

February 25, 2010

I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE IT.

LAST week, after that hiker fell into the crater at Mount St. Helens (and hearing about it as I was staring at Mount St. Helens from my car, just for added effect) and making up my mind that that was, in fact, my worst nightmare, someone had to go and get eaten by a killer whale at Seaworld. Next thing you know someone’s going to get eaten by a yeti and then I’ll never leave my house again.

Oh, universe, you’re really screwing with my restless paranoia.

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